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OKAY, here's the scenario, the doc starts to point the needle at your throat, you think about a throbbing thumb the size of a tennis ball, and my sweet wife telling the e.r. doc "no pain meds for him, he'll be drinking beer in about an hour" and the e.r. doc is poking a hot needle into the thumb, several times... and YOU start to laugh, so YOUR doc slips and injects the cow juice into HIS thumb instead of YOU, and the next scene. HIS thumb starts TALKING! At that point you start laughing so hard, your vocal cords cure themselves, and you run out yelling I'M CURED!!!!! (You have to tell us what REALLY happens, meanwhile keep laughing!)