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OKAY, so this poor doctor is blind, so when he does a "double-blind" study it is really "triple-blind" ..and if he wears glasses while doing it, they call him "six-eyes", and he has this big swollen talking thumb! Well he is NOT going to do a prostate exam on ME any time soon! Another thought: When accupucture is performed, the needles are inserted in various parts of the body, to treat OTHER parts of the body, so when he sticks a needle in your neck, does that mean that maybe your FOOT will be able to talk? Imagine buying shoes? The salesman slips on a shoe and the foot says: OW! that's TOO TIGHT! <G> The worst part of this whole thing, when you finally go for the shot, you will not be able to stop laughing, and old doc six-eyes will go crazy trying to figure out what's funny about getting a shot in the neck! BTW do you know if I was right about "Song of the South"? ..............I just realized something...you go to a blind doctor, instead of HIM saying "how do YOU feel, YOU have to say "How do I feel?" I have to go talk to my thumb now, talk to YOU later!