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Seminar: Living With Parkinsons Department: Continuing education Location: To be determined Attendance: Mandatory Cost: free Class Time: twenty four hours per day, seven days a week. Duration: Termination of student status Objective: survive each day Student evaluation: No measure of success or failure has been determined. Instructor: None Materials: No books, manuals, or study guides will be provided Format: Interactive, self taught Outline: No outline or agenda will be provided Class size: unlimited Some student responses to date: "It is going to be a real education experience ;)" "I have only one question.....how the dickens do I get out of taking it?" "=85.I've tried contacting the Dean of the college, no luck....He's not answering his phone." "=85my spouse is going to be pissed!" "Who registered me for this bloody thing? It's not on my schedule!" "=85here it is. It's listed under the College of You Just Thought It Coul= dn't Happen to You." "=85..what do you mean reduced mobility required? " "=85.but I don't want to live by a schedule, I'm a back to nature person!= " "=85..now wait just a darn minute. I have plans for my future. This can't= be happening to me!" @>--->---- [log in to unmask]