from Stephan Schwartz:
. . . . And the hits just keep on coming!
Here's the weekend wrap-up on the entries and votes in the "Name our
boat" contest:
votes
> > S.S ALWAYS ON . . . [ those darn D2 receptors ] 2
S.S.ARC . . . [ look, a rainbow
] 1
> > S.S.BALL O'STRING . . . [ nice Irish name ] 3
S.S.CB . . . . [ 10/4, PD is over and out
] 1
> S.S.CONSTIPATION . . . [ Ship of Stools ] 4
> FDA EXPRESS . . . [ when hell freezes over ] 1
> FDA HALF-FAST EXPRESS . . . [ say it 10 times fast ] 1
> > S.S.FUNDACURE . . . [ in all our dreams ] 1
> S.S. HAD NO CHOICE . . . [ been there, did that ] 2
S.S.IT AIN'T NO MOE . . . [ the cure is found ]
1
S.S.NOAH'S pARKinson's . . . [ 300 cubits x 50 cubits ] 1
> S.S.SAME BOAT . . . [ we're all in it] 2
> > S.S.SHAKER . . . [ the boat will be well furnished ] 2
> > S.S. SHAKY . . . [ the Capt. has PD ] 1
> > SHIP OF PILLS . . . [ capsules and tablets too ] 1
> S.S.SINEMET . . . [ my own, albeit, lame entry ] 1/2
S.SSTARBOARD . . . . [ get out of our way ] 1
> > THAT'SA MY BOAT . . . [ we'll all share ] 1
> > S.S. UDALL . . . [ if the entire Congress will sign-on ] 3
*Note the early interest in bathroom humor - Lenny Bruce lives!
Now, I've taken the liberty to muster (shanghai) a crew - get yer' gear
ready mates and prepare for your time before the mast . . . you'll all
need "Docksiders," my uncle owns a shoe store . . .
Ken Becker - chief engineer
Joao Paulo Caravallo - chief bossa nova's mate
Ronald Carrell - crow's nest
Bob Chapman - helm'sman
Philip Dunn - down under barnacle scraper
Camilla Flintermann - executive officer for caregiving
Dennis Greene - anchors and chains
Arthur Hirsch - maitre d'boat
Barbara Mallut - whine steward
Marling McReynolds - fire supression specialist
Elizabeth Wands - bathroom (head) monitor
Joe Young - chief aerobics mate
We're still in need of a Capt'n . . . anyone know how to start this
thing?
Send in your entries, or votes soon.
Stephan 52/6
