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Stephan, Thanks for the offer of a crew position. Unfortunately I must decline as I am currently signed on with the "M.V. Keep Pushing", a tug working on getting the "Constipation" into the water. BTW I am not good looking enough to be an "anchorman". Dennis. ++++++++++++++++++++ Dennis Greene 47/10 [log in to unmask] ++++++++++++++++++++ ---------- > from Stephan Schwartz: > . . . . And the hits just keep on coming! > Here's the weekend wrap-up on the entries and votes in the "Name our > boat" contest: > > votes > > > S.S ALWAYS ON . . . [ those darn D2 receptors ] 2 > S.S.ARC . . . [ look, a rainbow > ] 1 > > > S.S.BALL O'STRING . . . [ nice Irish name ] 3 > S.S.CB . . . . [ 10/4, PD is over and out > ] 1 > > S.S.CONSTIPATION . . . [ Ship of Stools ] 4 > > FDA EXPRESS . . . [ when hell freezes over ] 1 > > FDA HALF-FAST EXPRESS . . . [ say it 10 times fast ] 1 > > > S.S.FUNDACURE . . . [ in all our dreams ] 1 > > S.S. HAD NO CHOICE . . . [ been there, did that ] 2 > S.S.IT AIN'T NO MOE . . . [ the cure is found ] > 1 > S.S.NOAH'S pARKinson's . . . [ 300 cubits x 50 cubits ] 1 > > S.S.SAME BOAT . . . [ we're all in it] 2 > > > S.S.SHAKER . . . [ the boat will be well furnished ] 2 > > > S.S. SHAKY . . . [ the Capt. has PD ] 1 > > > SHIP OF PILLS . . . [ capsules and tablets too ] 1 > > S.S.SINEMET . . . [ my own, albeit, lame entry ] 1/2 > S.SSTARBOARD . . . . [ get out of our way ] 1 > > > THAT'SA MY BOAT . . . [ we'll all share ] 1 > > > S.S. UDALL . . . [ if the entire Congress will sign-on ] 3 > > *Note the early interest in bathroom humor - Lenny Bruce lives! > > Now, I've taken the liberty to muster (shanghai) a crew - get yer' gear > ready mates and prepare for your time before the mast . . . you'll all > need "Docksiders," my uncle owns a shoe store . . . > > Ken Becker - chief engineer > Joao Paulo Caravallo - chief bossa nova's mate > Ronald Carrell - crow's nest > Bob Chapman - helm'sman > Philip Dunn - down under barnacle scraper > Camilla Flintermann - executive officer for caregiving > Dennis Greene - anchors and chains > Arthur Hirsch - maitre d'boat > Barbara Mallut - whine steward > Marling McReynolds - fire supression specialist > Elizabeth Wands - bathroom (head) monitor > Joe Young - chief aerobics mate > > We're still in need of a Capt'n . . . anyone know how to start this > thing? > > Send in your entries, or votes soon. > > Stephan 52/6 >