Errrr.... I'm sure glad the doctor didn't inject pig collagen or I'd NEVER
live this down! <LOL> Oink oink... <giggle>
Barb Mallut
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-----Original Message-----
From: Parkinson's Information Exchange On Behalf Of Deanne Charlton
Sent: Monday, June 09, 1997 5:17 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
Subject: bovine cartilage comment
For all the punsters who had such fun with Barbara Mallut's bovine collgen
injections (I wish I'd come across this then):
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A COW
1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories,
no cholesterol, and no taste!
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
7. It's better to be seen and not herd.
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know who's the bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
Deanne Charlton (CG)
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