Elizabeth Wands wrote: > Considering one of the main topics here, how about this play on words: > SS CONSTIPATION The Ship of Stools. We could christen her with a > bottle of prune juice and pffft,pffft,pffft off into the sunset she will > go. [ I can't believe I said this] giggle-giggle > Elizabeth<<< Yes, Elizabeth, you indeed said "it," and "it" was broadcast to more than 1,400 listmembers in 40 countries. My "Webster's New World Dictionary" shows pfft as having only two Fs. Too much prune juice, perhaps?! Stephan 52/6 [ on son's e-mail ]