Joao Paulo....
Ohh Joao Paulo! I'm laughing SOOO hard that tears are running down my face!!
I love it! I absolutely LOVE it! Especially after living so many hours of
each day (like 23 1/2 hours?) as an contractor working for Microsoft
And m'friend, if you only knew how terribly accurate that little Microsoft
product-reference scenario REALLY is! WHOA!!
Thanks for the laughter - it's really needed right now and felt so good.
Huggles..
Barb Mallut
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-----Original Message-----
From: Parkinson's Information Exchange On Behalf Of Joao Paulo Carvalho
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 1997 1:58 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
Subject: Re: FW: poop
Barbara Mallut wrote:
>
> Jim.....
>
> Better watch out, 'cause if Bill Gates goes on another spending spree, you
> WILL live in the 51st state! I think Australia is the only thing he HASN'T
> bought yet!
> <grin>
Hi Barb,get this one about the man :
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Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the
gates
and say, "Bill, we don't know what to do with you. Some think you
should go to Heaven for putting a computer in every home. Others
think
you should go to Hell for Windows 95. Tell you what, we'll leave
the
choice up to you."
So St. Peter took Bill Gates down to see Hell, which wasn't at all
what he was expecting. It had some nice cottages, good restaurants,
a
beach and a tropical climate. Then St. Peter took Bill Gates up to
Heaven. It had angels and harps, but wasn't nearly as nice as Hell.
"I'll take Hell," Gates said.
Two Weeks later, St Peter went down to Hell to visit Bill Gates. He
found him chained to a flaming wall with demons torturing him.
"This
isn't the Hell I saw!" Gates cried...
"No," Peter said, "That was their marketing demo, but many of those
features are expected soon."
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Cheers,
+----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ +
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+--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+
