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---------- > Fra: Joao Paulo Carvalho <[log in to unmask]> > Til: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]> > Emne: Re: FW: poop > Dato: 17. juni 1997 22:58 > > Barbara Mallut wrote: > > > > Jim..... > > > > Better watch out, 'cause if Bill Gates goes on another spending spree, you > > WILL live in the 51st state! I think Australia is the only thing he HASN'T > > bought yet! > > <grin> > > > Hi Barb,get this one about the man : > > ---------- > Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the > gates > and say, "Bill, we don't know what to do with you. Some think you > should go to Heaven for putting a computer in every home. Others > think > you should go to Hell for Windows 95. Tell you what, we'll leave > the > choice up to you." > > So St. Peter took Bill Gates down to see Hell, which wasn't at all > what he was expecting. It had some nice cottages, good restaurants, > a > beach and a tropical climate. Then St. Peter took Bill Gates up to > Heaven. It had angels and harps, but wasn't nearly as nice as Hell. > "I'll take Hell," Gates said. > > Two Weeks later, St Peter went down to Hell to visit Bill Gates. He > found him chained to a flaming wall with demons torturing him. > "This > isn't the Hell I saw!" Gates cried... > > "No," Peter said, "That was their marketing demo, but many of those > features are expected soon." > --------------------------------------- > > Cheers, > > +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ + > | [log in to unmask] | > +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+ Hello Joao, you did it again. Every time I`m reading your stories you make me laughing. It`s a cosy way to start my day. Best regards from Sonia NEVER GIVE UP