Stephan S. Oh oh! Stephan, it looks like you were a victim of a practical joke when ya logged onto the U. of Micronesia's Web Site and got the information about "swinging a rubber chicken over your head! DARN! Well those Micronesians have always been said to have a terrific collective sense of humor! Yuck, yuck! I betcha all three students at the U of M were in on the joke. <smirk> BTW.... I don't' know nuttting 'bout no person named "Spanky." But then like most other citizens of Los Angeles, I stay off the busses 'cause I value my life. Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Parkinson's Information Exchange On Behalf Of Stephan Schwartz Sent: Friday, June 20, 1997 1:15 PM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: FW: discourtesy to mollusks -Reply Barbara: Your compassion <<<Don't believe it when folks tell that "You don't look sick," because you REALLY do!<<< and your informed advice <<< . . . vitamins, . . .health foods, . .exercise . . . [are useless] >>> means a lot to me. I logged onto the Univ. of Micronesia URL (http://mollusktics . . . . ) and I was advised to swing a rubber chicken over my head [I think I've seen that advice somewhere before?]. I saw an ad on the bus for a 'twelve-step' program, but it was only for people named "Spanky," with an addiction to black ink (octopus) ravioli. Boy, talk about your specialized therapy groups! I might have to resign my commission as Captain of the S.S. _____ . Stephan 52/6 >>>Barbara wrote: >>> Barbara Mallut <[log in to unmask]> 06/18/97 >Stephan S. >You must get over this terrible Molluskism guilt that >burdens you so. In the first place, that is a DISEASE.... >"Molluskism Syndrome,'" and you should never feel guilty >about being stricken by a disease. No sireeeee! Rest >assured that there's a lot of research being done on >Molluskism right now, predominantly at the University of >Micronesia >(http://mollusktics.are.weird.research/~research/htm). >Oh.. and don't forget the Molluskism chat on the IRC! Just >logon to #molluskism. >Don't believe it when folks tell you that "You don't look >sick," because you >REALLY do! Also... if they advise you to take more >vitamins, eat health foods, or to get more exercise, it's >important to appraise them that YOUR condition demands >you do/ingest none of those things or your symptoms will >become worse! >I hope this information has been of some use to you (and to >any Mollusktics who may be lurking here praying that >someone would post this type of valuable information). >No need to thank me - I'm always happy to enlighten the >ignorant. <giggling> -----Original Message----- > Jim Slattery wrote: > And you boat people - CLEAN YOUR ACT UP!<<< >> Stephan wrote: Jim - Oh yeah?! Well, you son of a >squid! Get down in the bilge and man the pump! And don't >show your face on deck until you have written letters to >your two senators and congressman/woman in support of >the Udall bill!<< >>>John Morey wrote: >Stephan, don't you think you are being a little nasty to >.........the squid! Peace, John< >>>Stephan wrote: >Hi peaceable John: You are so right! I am GUILTY of >MOLLUSKISM!! I am mortified! >I am going to immediately run down to my neighborhood >aquarium, apologize to all the cephalopods and offer to do >public service. I think I have too much protein in my diet. >p.s. does anyone have a good recipe for calamari?<<<