(Pssst) <whispering> Like, Charlie... If I promise not to give away any secrets to wannabe Parkies on how to fake dyskenesia, tremors, and rigidity can I visit your villa in Tuscany? Huh, HUH...pleeeease? I just love Italian food and Tuscany would sure be a great place to start, eh? (Barb speaks Canadian very well due to spending many vacations at her sister's in Edmonton, Alta, Canada) <where she was forced to speak Canadian 'round her Canadian brother-in-law 'cause HE doesn't speak rill (sic) American> (grin) (BAD, Barbie, BAD!) [log in to unmask] [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Parkinson's Information Exchange On Behalf Of Charles T. Meyer Sent: Monday, June 30, 1997 5:25 AM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: Re: life and death Billy Like, your right again. Governments, the medical profession and the medico-industrial complex have the cures for many if not most illnesses and are holding them back from the "people" in order to keep profits up. As member of the profession, a psychiatrist I obviously knew the cure for schizophrenia, depression and other diseases were really in inexpensive nutrients and taking the fluoride out of the water.** But, what could I do- I had to make a living so I in collusion with the American Psychiatric Association, the FDA, the Department of Human Services and the American Pharmaceutical Association held back the data. The Germans in an attack of remorse did let loose one of our secrets- St. John's Wort. (see my reprint of the abstract posted several days ago) I have heard other rumors thst the release was part of a neo-Nazi plot to undermine the "Jewish profession" of psychiatry. We now will have to go to a lot of trouble to discredit the Munich group's findings. My financial contribution alone will delay the construction of my villa in Tuscany at least 3 months Now though I will need to see if my membership in the medical fraternity will get me the cure for PD. Mo Udall tried and failed to get them to release it to him but he was a Democrat and the bleeding heart liberals tend to have pangs of conscience and occasionally let things slip. So for a while longer I guess I will need to use my wheelchair, continue my acting lessons (gee- that dyskinesia is hard to do!)- whoops now its out I already have the cure- but Billy lets keep it between the two of us- I wouldn't want my disability carrier to find out. EH? ** {This was originally started as a plot by the Communists to keep their people in control but the secret was sold by Gorbachov to Reagan in return for Reagan's cure for Alzheimer's- which when the deal was closed Reagan "forgot" to give it to him. (One more piece of evidence that you can't trust the capitalist pigs!!) } Charlie Heather Elizabeth Baird wrote: > > Like, I think we should take all our monies, and spend it on > research into eternity, that is, find a way to live forever, eh? > What gets me, the Governments, that is, the people, pay for all > this research, yet the big drug companies profit from the > research. If we are going to invest all these monies into > research, shouldn't we profit from succesful research? It just > seems like being a drug researcher is just like having a license > to print money. > [log in to unmask] -- ********************************************************** CHARLES T. MEYER, M.D. MADISON, WISCONSIN **********************************************************