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Dear Ken,

You wrote:

> I will NOT sign my name to this! (Never learned to write!)

I am writing this slowly to allow for your literacy problems.

The first thing you MUST do with those  books which come
with the VCR etc is take them out of the plastic.  This is
because the plastic makes them slippery, which ,in turn, makes
them unsuitable for stabalising cupboards, wardrobes, chests-of-
drawers etc.

Under no circumstances read (or have read to you) any book
which comes in a plastic wrapper.  Such books are written with
the deliberate intention of confusing the reader. As such they
are a part of the world wide conspiracy which Charlie Meyer
showed such courage in revealing.

Now that I too have broken ranks and revealed a part of the
plot,  I will have to join Charlie in watching out for suspicious
caracters of any nationality.

BTW Ken, surely you realised that the point of "help" lines
is to help you pass the time.

Dennis.

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