Dear Ken, You wrote: > I will NOT sign my name to this! (Never learned to write!) I am writing this slowly to allow for your literacy problems. The first thing you MUST do with those books which come with the VCR etc is take them out of the plastic. This is because the plastic makes them slippery, which ,in turn, makes them unsuitable for stabalising cupboards, wardrobes, chests-of- drawers etc. Under no circumstances read (or have read to you) any book which comes in a plastic wrapper. Such books are written with the deliberate intention of confusing the reader. As such they are a part of the world wide conspiracy which Charlie Meyer showed such courage in revealing. Now that I too have broken ranks and revealed a part of the plot, I will have to join Charlie in watching out for suspicious caracters of any nationality. BTW Ken, surely you realised that the point of "help" lines is to help you pass the time. Dennis. ++++++++++++++++++++ Dennis Greene 47/10 [log in to unmask] ++++++++++++++++++++ >