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Dear People, To start a new tread: why is it that ever-day humor is usually at the expense of another? About menopause: * Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges * Point of interest, there is a bill in Congress, Menopause Outreach, Research, and Education Act of 1997 (Introduced in the House) [H.R.832] that instructs the NIH to conduct research, etc. To add to the data on our collective experiences, I have been taking HRT for 18 years (hysterectomy) and was diagnosed with PD in 1980. Of course I had the symptoms earlier. The point? I wonder how my symptoms and medication level would be affected if I stopped taking estrogen? It's worth a try. To victory in Washington, Margaret >>> Some bumper stickers seen on cars: >>> >>> * Horn broken. Watch for finger. >>> * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. >>> * All generalizations are false. >>> * Cover me. I'm changing lanes. >>> * I brake for no apparent reason. >>> * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. >>> * I'm not as think as you drunk I am. >>> * Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal. >>> * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? >>> * He who laughs last thinks slowest. >>> * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. >>> * It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. >>> * Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. >>> * Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. >>> * Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. >>> * I love cats...they taste just like chicken. >>> * Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. >>> * Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons. >>> * Born free...Taxed to death. >>> * The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. >>> * Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. >>> * I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. >>> * Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep. >>> * All men are idiots, and I married their King. >>> * Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. >>> * Work is for people who don't know how to fish. >>> * Montana -- At least our cows are sane! >>> * I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a >>> vegetarian. >>> * Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. >>> * If you don't like the news, go out and make some. >>> * Sorry, I don't date outside my species. >>> * No radio - Already stolen. >>> * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. >>> * Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges. >>> * I took an IQ test and the results were negative. >>> * Where there's a will, I want to be in it. >>> * OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? >>> * Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. >>> * I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. >>> * Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. >>> * Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist. >>> * IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. >>> * Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students. >>> * It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. >>> * According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. >>> * Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. >>> * Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. >>> * A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. >>> * Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from? >>> * How can I miss you if you won't go away? >>> * Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. >>> * Give me ambiguity or give me something else. >>> * We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. >>> * Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. >>> * Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. >>> * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. >>> * Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. >>> * Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. >>> * Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. >>> * i souport publik edekashun. >>> * Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. >>> * Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... >>> * There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. >>> * Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? >>> * Ever stop to think and forget to start again? >>> * Keep honking...I'm reloading. >>> * Caution: I drive like you do. >>> * My child beat up your honors student. >> >> > > > > > >Gene Norris >[log in to unmask] >E. Windsor, NJ USA > > > Margaret Tuchman (55yrs, Dx 1980)- NJ-08540 [log in to unmask]