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I'll promise not to make a habit of cluttering up the List with jokes, AND I know y'all are probably mostly Democrats, AND I know the Pope is a PWP - but I just couldn't resist with this one... ---------- > > > Subject: Joke: Clinton and Pope > > > > The Pope and Bill Clinton both died on the same day. Due to an > "administrative" error, the Pope was accidentally sent to hell and > Clinton was sent to Heaven. Upon arrival in hell, the Pope was told, > "we're sorry your Holiness, but this will be cleared up soon. We must > tell you, however, you will be here 24 hours before we can have you on > your way up to Heaven". The next day the transfer was arranged and the > Pope started his ascent to Heaven. Half way there, he passed Clinton > on his down. > > "Mr. Clinton," the Pope said, "You must tell me about Heaven". > > Clinton replied, "It's pretty nice, You'll enjoy it there!" > > The Pope said, "I can't wait. All my life I have been looking forward > to this moment. I have always wanted to meet The Virgin Mary." > > "Uh-oh...." replied Clinton, "I think you're a day late......" > > >