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When I see those stupid surveys about driving and heart attacks and anger, I
know what I am going to do! I am getting in my rusty old pickup truck with no
brakes and a 700 horsepower engine and 8  4 barrel carbs and smoke- belching
exhaust, get in a school zone, get it up to150 mph and run over everyone in
my path until I get to the corner bar, where I can cash my paycheck and drink
until I can't stand up, then go for a REAL ride through town! JUST KIDDING
FOLKS!!!!!!!!! I can't even FIND my paycheck!
(ANONYMOUS)