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>>Subject: (Fwd) Twenty Deep Thoughts... >> >>>1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and >>>stupidity. >>> >>>2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. >>> >>>3. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live >>>with. >>> >>>4. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. >>> >>>5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. So...check >>>three friends, If they're OK, you're it. >>> >>>6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. >>> >>>7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. >>> >>>8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. >>> >>>9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. >>> >>>10. If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book. >>> >>>11. COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where >>>you live. >>> >>>12. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody >>>appreciates how difficult it was. (Amen) >>> >>>13. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a >>>warning to others. >>> >>>14. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor. >>> >>>15. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the >>>average man can see better than he can think. >>> >>>16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on >>>society. >>> >>>17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where >>>you left them to where you can't find them. >>> >>>18. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will >>>not be evenly distributed. >>> >>>19. Supplement: A 44 Magnum beats 4 aces. >>> >>>20. The last person standing is the designated driver. >>> >