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At 02:51 PM 7/30/97 -0400, you wrote: >When I don't send off humor to my various targets, I forget where I read >it; please forgive if this came from our list! I thought the Seeses and >the Nistlers would appredciadte this especially. > > Three guys in a bar were whooping it up when one, a Texan threw a >bottle of tequila up in the air, pulled out a gun and shot it to >smithereens. > The bartender was upset at this. "Why in the world shoot a >perfectly good bottle of tequila?" he asked. > "In Texas, we've got lots of tequila. It's no great loss," said the >Texan. > Not to be outdone, a Californian reaches across the bar, grabs an >expensivfe bottle of wine, throws it up in the air and shoots it. Wine >sprays everywhere. > Again the bartender objects. "That's a lot of money and good wine >to waste." > "We're swimming in wine in California. What's one more bottle?" > With that, an Oregonian (originallly a Seattleite) threw a bottle >of beer up in the air, shot the Californian and caught the bottle on the >way down, only to be questioned by the bartender as to why he did it. > "I'm from Oregon and we've got more Californians than we can >use--but I felt I should recycle this bottle." > >Cheers, Kathy Kunz > >Kathy, Kathy, you-re a naughty one. I promptly re=directed this to all I can think of. Gordon says, What kind of beer?