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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. > > >He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, >combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your >husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. >Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a >nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. > > >Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't >discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. >And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a >week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10 >months to a year, I think your husband can regain his health >completely." > > > >On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor >say?" > >"You're going to die," she replied. > > >