Friends have a nice sunday and if you feel like see this :
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough
to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to
court.
In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer
Joe. Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine,"
said
the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the......."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just
answer
the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm
fine!'"
Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I
wasdriving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
told
the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now
several
weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client." I believe
he
is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer
and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about
his
favorite mule Bessie."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had
just
loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving
her
down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop
sign and smacked my truck right in the side.
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I
was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could
hear
ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape
just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman
came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he
went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and
shot
her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with
his
gun in his hand and looked at me.
He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How
are
you feeling?"
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