Barb:
I agree with your theory about writing. Tight editing creates good copy.
After all, it took me a week to write this message.
My theory: writing time
copy length = ----------------------------- x
hrs. of insomnia
number of toes cramping
My rules for good writing:
* Carefully avoid all adverbs.
* Verbs should follow nouns, said the Parkie writer.
* Don't use no contractions. They ain't good.
* Don't use no double negatives, either.
* Vary your sentence length. Make some four words. Make other sentences
longer. Write a few shorter. Your copy will flow. Your editor will smile.
* Edit your copy with a fine-tooth comb. Better yet, use a pencil so your
editor can read your changes.
* If you write about Parkinson's, make certain you understand terms.
Example,
name the conditions characterized by the following:
MY *$%%^*#@$$ TOES ARE CRAMPING!!!!!!!
WHY IS MY FINGER STUCK UP MY NOSE?
Final Rule: Never write anything humorous. Ron Barber might use the "F" word
again.
Stan Houston (54/6.5)
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