Barb:
I agree with your writng theory. Tight editing creates good copy. After all,
it took me a week to write this message.
My theory: writing time
copy length = ----------------------------- x
hrs. of insomnia
number of toes cramping
My rules for good writing:
* Carefully avoid all adverbs.
* Verbs should follow nouns, said the Parkie writer.
* Don't use no contractions. They ain't good.
* Don't use no double negatives, either.
* Vary your sentence length. Make some four words. Make other sentences
longer. Write a few shorter. Your copy will flow. Your editor will smile.
* Edit your copy with a fine-tooth comb. Better yet, use a pencil so your
editor can read your changes.
* If you write about Parkinson's, make certain you understand medical
terms. Example, name the PD conditions characterized by the following:
MY *$%%^*#@$$ TOES ARE CRAMPING!!!!!!!
WHY IS MY FINGER STUCK UP MY NOSE?
I WALK FUNNY, BUT I'M NOT RELATED TO JERRY LEWIS
WHY IS MY FINGER STUCK UP YOUR NOSE?
LOOK, MONA, JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING THAT SAYS "SHAKE WELL BEFORE
USING."
OF COURSE THAT'S MY SIGNATURE! NOW GIVE ME MY $100,000!
Final Rule: Never write anything humorous. Ron might use the "F" word again.
Stan Houston (54/6.5)
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