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<< > > (_'-----------------------------------------------'_) >> (_.===============================================._) >> >> o . ' o () o , . >> o o(_,-o(_ )(),(__(_)oO)_.O >> _, .()__'.O (_o .')_'. ,o(_,-o(_ ) >> '_(_0o),(__)o().'_(_0o)_)o()o(_,-o(_ )(), >> ,o(__),_)o(_)O,(__)o,o(__),_)O,(__)o _o(_, >> o(_,-o(_ )(),(__(_)oO)_.O(__)o,_)o(_)Oo_),o(,-o >> .O(__)o,__).(_ )o(_)Oo_),o(__),_)o(_)O,(__)oo(_)o >> | | | | | | | | | | |`o|_)0 >> .----| | Old man Murphy had worked down at | |o_,) >> / | | the brewery for years, but one day | |(_o >> | __| | he just wasn't paying attention and| |O () >> | / | | he tripped on the walkway and fell | | ,) >> | | | | over into the beer vat and drowned.| |o_) >> | | | | The foreman thought it should be | |' >> | | | | his job to inform the widow Murphy | | >> | | | | of her old man's death. He showed | | >> | | | | up at the front door and rang the | | >> | | | | bell. When she came to the door, | | >> | \__| | he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, | | >> \ | | but poor old Murphy passed away at | | >> '----| | work today when he fell into the | | >> | | vat and drowned." She wept and | | >> | | covered her face with her apron and| | >> | | after a time, between sobs, she | | >> | | asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" | | >> | | "I don't think so," said the fore- | | >> | | man, "He got out three times to go | | >> jgs | | to the men's room." | | >> \ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / / >> `""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` >> _ _ >> (_'-----------------------------------------------'_) >> (_.===============================================._) >> >> _ .-. >> John Nunley <[log in to unmask]> ( `. .' ) >> `. ` /' >> write <[log in to unmask]> to subscribe | | >> write <[log in to unmask]> to unsubscribe | | >> write <[log in to unmask]> for general information _|66 | >> (__, | >> For more humor, visit the Funny Bone Website L_,)| >> http://www.funnybone.com | | >> ,_/ | >> ASCII Art by Joan Stark | | >> http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ | | >> / '. >> The Funny Bone is powered by a GoSite Internet Server ( , ) >> http://www.funnybone.com/gs jgs '-' '--' >>>>