>From a friend on another list--a few chuckles.....
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From: [log in to unmask] (Lynn Kirby)
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>> THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY:
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>> Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
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>> Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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>> Rex! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
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>> Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
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>> Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.
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>> Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
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>> Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
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>> Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. And heck, this guy's got two of
>> 'em....
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>> Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
>> concentration off..
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>> That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
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>> I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
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>> Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
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>> Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
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>> Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
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>> OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
>> nature.
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>> This patient has already had children, am I correct?
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>> Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
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>> Accept this sacrifice, oh, lord of darkness.
Lynn Kirby Stevens Point, WI, USA [log in to unmask]
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