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This one is so good, I took the liberty to liberally translate it on the spot from Denis Rocheleau, member of the French Parkinson list. I loved it, hope you get a kick out of it. Michel Margosis ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ This guy falls off a cliff and barely succeeds in holding on to a jutting tree branch. He shouts: HELP! HELP! SOMEONE OUT THERE? PLEASE HELP! Then, the heavens tear open, a huge floodlight bathes the earth and a very loud voice announces: - Yes, I'm here! Don't be scared! Jusr release that branch and just drop, and you shall rise with me to Paradise !!! -And the responding shout: - IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE? PLEASE?