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Ken must be on vacation. (Just kidding, Ken) Actually, what we need is a good controversy. Darn, I just can't think of any..... ---------- > Subject: girls > > How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? > > One to change the bulb, one to complain that the bulb is violating the > socket, one to secretly wish she were the socket, one to secretly wish she > were the bulb, while the last one gets all charged up and turned on > watching the others. I think I'm going to pay for that. > An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a > bloodthirsty group of natives. > > Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm > screwed." > > There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT > screwed". Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief > standing in front of you." > > So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living shit out > of the chief. > > As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by > 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: > > "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed." > > >