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>Ivan...... > >I've already had two sets of bovine collagen injections and haven't noticed >any mooooooooooooooo difference <dying laughing>. > >Barb Mallut >[log in to unmask] > >---------- >From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of Ivan M Suzman >Sent: Saturday, October 11, 1997 11:51 AM >To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN >Subject: Sex, Collagen and Sertoli cells > >^^^^^^GREETINGS FROM^^^^^^^^^^ >Ivan Suzman 47/10 [log in to unmask] >Portland, Maine land of lighthouses 55 deg. F trees swaying in the >sun >*********************************************************** >Dear List: > >I'm boggled!! > >First, we had Collagen injections into the larynx for our non-resonating >voices.... > > But with all this talk about girls, guys, women and gals, WHAT if >your gender does not match your collagen donor's??? > > Do we PWP's get a CHOICE between bull collagen or cow collagen??? > > Would you become a soaring soprano when you were a baritone? Could >your alluring alto become a husky he-man bass? Can we mix bull and cow >and get mezzo-mezzo results? > > And now, we learn that Sertoli cells from the TESTICLES of a pig are >going to be planted in our brains!!! Is there something WEIRD going on >in the halls of research science? > > Will the Udall bill grant applications fund Sertoli research? > > Will female brain tissue be more fertile ground for the Sertoli cells >to grow? > > > Or is this going to pu a new twist to being PWP's?? > > Are Sertoli implants going to make males more masculine? Will the >testicular implants make males more "butch," and females kinda >"dyke-ish"? > > Mercy me, howEVER will we PWP's know what to do? > >Boggledly yours, > >IVAN 47/10 >