Jeff, your story is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time! Of course I am sure everyone can see the ridiculous and untenable nature of Lorie's position! What a wimp!! > "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. > The process is simple...... ..........and ending with > This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My > writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent. > Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts > at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. > You total $*&. > Stupid %&#$!