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^^^^^^GREETINGS  FROM^^^^^^^^^^
Ivan Suzman  47/10   [log in to unmask]
Portland, Maine   land of lighthouses   55  deg. F trees swaying in the
sun
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Dear List:

I'm boggled!!

First, we had Collagen injections into the larynx for our non-resonating
voices....

    But with all this talk about girls, guys, women and gals, WHAT if
your gender does not match your collagen donor's???

    Do we PWP's get a CHOICE between bull collagen or cow collagen???

    Would you become a soaring soprano when you were a baritone?  Could
your alluring alto become a husky he-man bass?  Can we mix bull and cow
and get mezzo-mezzo results?

    And now, we learn that Sertoli cells from the TESTICLES of a pig are
going to be planted in our brains!!!  Is there something WEIRD going on
in the halls of research science?

     Will the Udall bill grant applications fund Sertoli research?

    Will female brain tissue be more fertile ground for the Sertoli cells
to grow?


     Or is this going to pu a new twist to being PWP's??

  Are Sertoli implants going to make males more masculine?  Will the
testicular implants make males more "butch," and females kinda
"dyke-ish"?

      Mercy me, howEVER will we PWP's know what to do?

Boggledly yours,

IVAN  47/10