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THE OFFICIAL SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT >>>> To construct a Shakespearean insult to Parkinsons Disease, combine one word from >>>> each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": as in "Thou beslubbering Parkinsons Disase." or "Thou Boar-Pig, Parkinsons." >>>> >>>> Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 >>>> artless base-court apple-john >>>> bawdy bat-fowling baggage >>>> beslubbering beef-witted barnacle >>>> bootless beetle-headed bladder >>>> churlish boil-brained boar-pig >>>> cockered clapper-clawed bugbear >>>> clouted clay-brained bum-bailey >>>> craven common-kissing canker-blossom >>>> currish crook-pated clack-dish >>>> dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole >>>> dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb >>>> droning doghearted codpiece >>>> errant dread-bolted death-token >>>> fawning earth-vexing dewberry >>>> fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon >>>> froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench >>>> frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill >>>> gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker >>>> goatish fly-bitten fustilarian >>>> gorbellied folly-fallen giglet >>>> impertinent fool-born gudgeon >>>> infectious full-gorged haggard >>>> jarring guts-griping harpy >>>> loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig >>>> lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast >>>> mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger >>>> mangled hell-hated joithead >>>> mewling idle-headed lewdster >>>> paunchy ill-breeding lout >>>> pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie >>>> puking knotty-pated malt-worm >>>> puny milk-livered mammet >>>> qualling motley-minded measle >>>> rank onion-eyed minnow >>>> reeky plume-plucked miscreant >>>> roguish pottle-deep moldwarp >>>> ruttish pox-marked mumble-news >>>> saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook >>>> spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg >>>> spongy rude-growing pignut >>>> surly rump-fed puttock >>>> tottering shard-borne pumpion >>>> unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane >>>> vain spur-galled scut >>>> venomed swag-bellied skainsmate >>>> villainous tardy-gaited strumpet >>>> warped tickle-brained varlet >>>> wayward toad-spotted vassal >>>> weedy unchin-snouted whey-face >>>> yeasty weather-bitten wagtail >> >>