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Have a great weekend, everyone. ----- Mary Ann > > Three doctors die in an accident and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, > St. Peter asks the first doctor "What kind of doctor were you?" The doc > replies "A general practitioner, with a largely pediatric clientele." > St. P says, "OK, go on in. And enjoy your eternal life!" He then turns > to the next doctor and asks the same question. The doc replies "I was a > neurosurgeon." St. P says "OK, go on in. And enjoy your eternal life!" > > He then turns to the last doctor and asks "And what kind of doctor were > you?" The doctor tells St. Peter "I was a consulting physician for a > large HMO." > > St. Peter then picks up the phone and calls one of the other saints > inside. After finishing his conversation, he turns to the doctor and > says "Ok, you can go on in, but you're gonna have to leave in 3 days." > > <G> Kim