I loved these! Thank you for posting. Mary Legan 55/5
I have been advised by experts (Barbara M.) to share this with you.
Hopefully it may boost your morale too. So, enjoy.... Be Happy ... DON'T
WORRY!!!
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H neologies from the New York magazine:
Hindi 500: the Delhi social register (see also Who's who in the
Caste)
Hermes: a sexual virus conveyed by messenger.
Helveeta: Swiss cheese
halls of iv: intensive care unit at the Yale University Hospital.
high hollandaise: seasoned sauce served with yom kipper.
highbrowse: to hang out in the classics section at Barnes and
Noble.
haichu: the art of sneezing in seventeen sylabbles.
haikudos: annual awards for Japanese poetry.
hermaprodite: abnormal state of being both male and able to ask
for directions.
hoboe: wandering minstrel.
holycost: tithe
Hannibal Lecture: compulsive speaker, capable of talking you to
death.
homebuoys: lobstermen fond of rap.
hipscotch: pocket flask.
Hindustanislavski: Indian method actor, Once upon a Madras.
holmespun humour: sherlocutions.
hemogoblin: the cholesterol that gets you if you don't watch out.
hokeyfenokee: corny Florida theme park.
heimlicorice maeuver: Technique for extracting candy from a baby.
hemlock maneuver: emergency poison.
humbach whale: musically gifted mammal.
Hagel: philosopher having a hole in his argument.
gogiography: Babe.
harpodrome: mime theatre.
huskpuppies: corn-silk loafers.
Hindenburglar: overweigh thief.
hemidemisemiquaker: one-eighty of a Friend.
hepcattle: hipsteers.
hymnolence: falling asleep in Church.
hellapeno: devilishly hot sauce for pasta (seved al Dante)
heavesdrop: to snoop on a suspected bulimic.
harleywood: film district in the City of Hell's Angels.
hardly davidson: moped.
half-and-halfway house: rehab facility for the lactose intolerant.
hystericall: New help line for people who can't stop laughing.
henigma: which came first, the chicken or the egg?
hobbitat: Middle Earth. has-beans: period peas.
Hindude: Far EAsterner on a Western ranch.
Pippocratic Oats: cereal recommended by most doctors: First, do
no hominy.
hologrammy: best laser disc.
hare presumptive: Harvey.
heepskin: diploma in humility.
heretofour: one, two, three.
Heating Raoul: the prequel.
