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Barb- And you know the old saying that proves-(sort of) " There is more than one way to scan a cat" Charlie Barbara Mallut wrote: > > A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She > called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief > examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead. " > > Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet. > Isn't there anything else you can do?" The vet paused for a moment and said, > "There is one more thing we can do." > > He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with > a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the > dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage. > > "Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead." Satisfied > that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, > "How much do I owe you? > > That will be $330." the vet replied. "I don't believe it!!!", screamed the > woman. "What did you do that cost $330???" > > "Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat > scan." -- CHARLES T. MEYER, M.D. Middleton, WI [log in to unmask]