Barbara,
You made my day!!! Upon reading about the "cat scan", I broke out in
laughter which brought tears! Thanks much.
Jay Henkelman 47/7
Barbara Mallut wrote:
>
> A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She
> called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief
> examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead. "
>
> Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet.
> Isn't there anything else you can do?" The vet paused for a moment and said,
> "There is one more thing we can do."
>
> He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with
> a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the
> dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage.
>
> "Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead." Satisfied
> that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed,
> "How much do I owe you?
>
> That will be $330." the vet replied. "I don't believe it!!!", screamed the
> woman. "What did you do that cost $330???"
>
> "Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat
> scan."
