Don, that's funny about DUCK SOUP! It is a coincidence, because the same duck went into the drug store, and said to the pharmacist "Do you have Chapstick?" The Pharmacist said, "sure" The duck replyed "Put it on my BILL" Then a man walks into the drugstore, and asked the pharmacist: "do you do urinalysis here?" He answered: "Yes, sir, I sure do" The man says:"Go wash your hands, and make me a milk shake!" I hope after that, Don that you still feel pretty good, and that you have no nails!!!! KenB