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Great joke Liz's friend! This one's kinda along the same line of humor: John Smith dies. His wife drops by the local newspaper to place his obituary. The editor says the cost will be 50 cents per word. After thinking it over for a couple seconds, she says, "In that case, just say John Smith has died." Shocked by her thrift, the editor tells her there's a 7 word minimum. Once again the woman pauses...finally...'Well...okay then...just say...'John Smith has died. Pickup for sale'. Klara N.