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Liz (+friend) A golfer, who usually left at sunup and returned home at lunchtime, was still not home at 8 pm. His wife was frantic, calling everyone she knew trying to find her missing hubby. An hour later, he shows up looking rather weary, and she starts telling him how inconsiderate he is, etc. He says, "please stop, and listen, my best friend Charlie had a heart attack and died on the golf course, early in the morning!" The wife apologizes and feels really terrible for her tirade. Hubby replies "You don't know how horrible it was, the longest day in my life......, hit the ball, and drag Charlie......" (Author Unknown) Ken B