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Ken...Even Gene chuckled at that one. Says to transmit the following. Do ya think I should charge him by the word? :) A man walks out of a bar, seems a bum panhandling on the corner. And the bum says, "Mister, do you have dollar you could spare me?" The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bum: "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?" "No," said the bum. The man then asks the bum: "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum says, "No." So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?" Klara N.