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Rejected Hallmark Cards... > *********************************************** > > 1. > Happy Vasectomy! > Hope you feel zippy! > 'Cause when I had mine > I got real snippy. > > 2. > My tire was thumping > I thought it was flat > When I looked at the tire > I noticed your cat...Sorry. > > 3. > You had your bladder removed > And you're on the mends > Here's a bouquet of flowers > And a box of Depends. > > 4. > Heard your wife left you > How upset you must be > But don't fret about it > She moved in with me. > > 5. > Your computer is dead > It was once so alive > Don't you regret installing > Windows '95? > > 6. > You totaled your car > And can't remember why > Could it have been > That case of Bud Dry?