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Liz, those were good. I spent  a few hours in the emergency room tonight, and
felt so bad going in, and so good coming out (alive!) I was diagnosed with a
kidney stone, and was handed  a stack of paper funnels to strain out the
offending model of Mt Rushmore when it decides to make its exit. They said it
measures 7MM, but I swear I felt a small mountain moving through the
plumbing.  ANYWAY, I started thinking, if the late Jim Croce had this
experience, he'd have sung: If I Could Save Pee in  Funnel........(EVRYBODY
SING ALONG!) ..Well maybe not! I just feel so lucky being sent home with all
my organs in place, and no more pain!   I wonder how many people find
religion while waiting for pain relief in an emergency room?  I went home
with a bag o pills in one hand, and paint from a hospital bed rail under the
nails of the other hand!   It made me think of all the folks with PD, and
other diseases that DON'T  go away in a few hours.......Ken B