janet, I guess I was almost taken in by the folksy style of Mark Hughes, glad you were ever vigilent. It makes it bad for people like me. I have invented a product that cures all major diseases within 4 minutes of being swallowed, but it also polishes silver, cleans clogged sings drains, and reformats computer hard drives, simultaneously. It is a natural product made from common house dust and hydrocloric acid. I make no money from selling the product, I give it away free. If anyone would want a lifetime supply, just send a money order for $75,000.00 for shipping and handling, to my P.O. box 666. If you have any problems getting the product, or want to return it, send it to my Complaints Manager, Helen Wait. Yes, if you want a refund, go to ..Hellen Wait! :-)