A Joke from the college crowd 11/17/97 6:37 AM THE O.J. TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS I did not kill my lovely wife I did not slash her with my knife I did not bonk her on the head. I did not know that she was dead. I stayed at home that fateful night. I took a cab, then took a flight. The bag I hadd was just for me. My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be. When I came home I had a gash My hand was cut from broken glass I cut my hand on broken glass. A broken glass did cause that gash. I have nothing, nothing to hide My friend, he took me for a ride. Did you take this person's life? Did you do it with a knife? I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, any time. Did you hit her from above? Did you drop this bloody glove? I did not hit her from above. I cannot even wear that glove. I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not kill my wife. I did not, could not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, any time. And now I'm free, I can return To my house for which I yearn And to my family whom I love. Hey, now I'm free - GIVE BACK MY GLOVE!