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THE PLAN In the beginning was the plan and with it came Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form, And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the workers And they spoke amongst themselves, saying "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh!" And the workers went unto their Supervisors, ani said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide thereof!" And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it" And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong" And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful" And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, "The new Plan will activelk promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effect" And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. -- Jeremy Browne - [log in to unmask] Hampshire, UK