My friend sent me this. Thought you might enjoy--- Nancy V
HEADLINES
And The Year's Best Newspaper Headlines are.....
* Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
* Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be belted
* Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
* Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
* Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
* British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
* Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
* Eye Drops Off Shelf
* Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
* Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
* Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death
* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
* Stolen Painting Found by Tree
* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
* Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
* Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
* War Dims Hope for Peace
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
* Deer Kill 17,000
* Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
* Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
* New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
