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Joao, those were some funny jokes, please send MORE! I heard one today, I had forgotten. A man goes to a tailor to have a suit made, when he tries it on, he finds one sleeve about 3 inches short, one leg cut at a 45% angle, The seams at least one inch to the left of center, etc. He tells the tailor he will NOT pay him, to keep the suit, etc. The tailor convinces him that the suit is perfect, but he must learn to conform his body and his walk to the suit, and any man with class should know that! So he pays, and starts walking with his arm at an angle, his leg twisted, etc, to show how a man of class can walk in a custom made suit. Half a block later, a gentleman comes over and says "WHERE did you GET that SUIT????, That is FANATASTIC!, I must go to that tailor right now, and have some suits made! " He continues, "If that tailor can fit a suit to a crippled body like yours, imagine what he can do for ME!" Ken B