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Ken Becker wrote: > Joao, those were some funny jokes, please send MORE! I heard one today, I had > forgotten. A man goes to a tailor to have a suit made, when he tries it on, he Ken,OK! here is one "tailored" with the spirit of this month..... :-) A young man once asked God how long a million years was to Him. God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second in your time." Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was to Him. God replied, "A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you." Then the young man got his courage up and asked: "God, could I have one of your pennies?" God smiled and replied, "Certainly, just a second." Cheers, +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ + | [log in to unmask] | +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+