One of my choir members told me this joke this morning -- hope you get a smile out of it. A man sitting in a dr.'s waiting room saw a nun come out, white as a sheet and looking just terrible. Then he was called into the dr.'s office. He said, "I just saw a nun leave here, looking terrible." The dr. said, "Yup. I told her she was pregnant." The man said, "Was she?" The dr. said, "Nope. But I cured her hiccups." From Delda White ([log in to unmask])