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Some humorous lines from my friend- - - - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon! I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film There's no future in time travel Tonight's weather - dark with continued darkness until dawn If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Smith & Wesson - the original point and click interface Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? How does Teflon stick to the pan? Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines! There's an exception to every rule, except this one I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off Polynesia - memory loss in parrots I used to be indecisive - now I'm not sure I'm writing a book - I've got the page numbers done Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain