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>Date: Tue, 16 Dec 1997 21:40:22 -0500 (EST) >X-Sender: [log in to unmask] >To: [log in to unmask] >From: Penny Hunt <[log in to unmask]> >Subject: Joke > >>Date: Mon, 15 Dec 1997 22:59:06 -0500 (EST) >>X-Sender: [log in to unmask] >>To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], >> [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], >> [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], >> [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], >> [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], >> [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] >>From: Suzanne Marques <[log in to unmask]> >>Subject: Joke >> >>>Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing golf one >>>day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in >>>the fairway, but rolled directly toward the water trap. Quickly Moses >>>raised his club, the water parted and the ball rolled to the other >>>side, safe and sound. >>>> >>>Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a long one, directly toward >>>the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and >>>kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and >>>chipped it up onto the green. >>>> >>>Then the old guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed >>>out over the fence and into traffic on the nearby street. It bounced >>>off a truck and hit a tree. From there it landed on the roof of a small >>>home, rolled down into the gutter, down the spout, out onto the fairway >>>and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it >>>hit a little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad, >>>where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on >>>the >>>lily pad and snatched the ball in his mouth. Just then, an eagle >>>swooped down, grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the >>>green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced >>>right into the hole for a beautiful hole-in-one. >>>> >>> Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> >Penny.. > > >