hi all i've had a couple of translation requests so i thought for every brave soul that wrote to me there might ten more out there suffering slippage of their brave cells so here it is: the song goes rudolf the red nosed reindeer.... etc ... "won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" with a canadian [canajun] accent that might sound like: "wont chew guide my sleigh tonight?" so the joke transposes the other words: "won't chew my sleigh guides tonight?" just a silly play on words spoken with a silly accent if you didn't 'get it' you're not dense; just canajun-accent-impaired! your silly cyber-sis janet janet [log in to unmask]