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Two cannibals were eating a clown.One said to the other. "Can you taste something Funny?" A guy was in a bar when suddenly the peanuts in the plate in front of him began to talk. "You're looking exceptionally well sir" they said "Had your hair cut? It certainly suits you sir". The man thought he was going bonkers and called over the barman. "Barman those nuts are talking to me". "Yes sir all our peanuts are complimentary". Merry Christmas from Sydney Thanks for the laughs, I've used them all!(I'm still trying to explain the stamp collector to my wife) Peter Dawkins 51 STN Hot Volts